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What’s Left To Do But …

And so, it has come to this, a campaign that has included a candidate suggesting a debate moderator was bleeding from her eyes, or wherever, one candidate commenting on the size of another candidate’s hands because you know what that might mean, candidates calling for nuking terrorists, carpet bombing ISIS, going after terrorists’ families, and legalizing torture, this week has seen the two leading contenders for the Republican nomination get in a pissing match about their wives.

From a SuperPAC running an ad featuring the nudie shots of Trump’s wife through “I’ll spill the beans on your wife” through you’re a “sniveling coward” … well, I think there’s only one thing left to do to bring the Republican Presidential Nomination Fiasco of 2016 completely and totally into the gutter.  Trump and Cruz need to meet in the squared circle.  Steel cage match.  No rules.  I’m not sure who the referee should be, but here are some options:  Vince McMahon just for the sheer entertainment factor because nobody can ham it up better than him; Jeb Bush or Carly Fiorina just to give one of them something important to do now that they’re out of it; Barack Obama just because he’s the President and they’re seeking to be his successor;  or how about this – Vladimir Putin, to inject into the event the evil Russian presence.

Got another idea for the referee???


11 responses to “What’s Left To Do But …

  1. sknicholls March 26, 2016 at 9:31 am

    News Flash:
    When a nervous squirrel dashed onto
    Donald Trump’s campaign stage, the irate candidate stomped the poor creature to death with his black leather Jackboot to roars of approval from the blood-thirsty audience.
    Not to be outdone, across town,
    Ted Cruz swatted a fly but missed,
    knocking himself out cold.

  2. sknicholls March 26, 2016 at 9:32 am

    I stole that from a FB friend who was inspired by Bernie’s bird.

  3. Carrie Rubin March 26, 2016 at 9:44 am

    Maybe Megyn Kelly should referee. Then, when Trump has blood coming out of his … whatever … she can throw the phrase back in his face.

  4. cinthiaritchie March 26, 2016 at 12:22 pm

    I go with Vladimir just because, you know, he’s got that don’t-fuck-with-me look. P.S. I’m so sick of the election bullshit that I’m rereading “The Martian Chronicles.” (If only we could send the Trump and Cruz to Mars!)

    • kingmidget March 26, 2016 at 8:06 pm

      I wish I could figure out a way to ignore all of this stuff. Unfortunately, I’m like a moth to a flame … it’s just far too fascinating to avoid, no matter how much I keep getting burned. 😉

  5. cinthiaritchie March 26, 2016 at 12:32 pm

    P.S. Just saw this on Twitter and had to share, hee, hee.
    Donald Trump
    Donald T.
    Don T.

  6. TamrahJo March 26, 2016 at 12:34 pm

    Course, the wife(ves) got involved in the 1828 election, too, widely held to be one of the dirtiest, mudslinging, nastiest election years, too – and really shaped by party conflicts – nearly 200 years – guess we haven’t learned much, eh?

    • kingmidget March 26, 2016 at 8:05 pm

      Yeah … I’ve read enough about earlier campaigns to know that what we’re dealing with isn’t unique. But, still, it is just stunning how much this year’s campaign has degenerated into the most ridiculous of exchanges. In my adult life time, which is but a blip in the history of this country, nothing has rivaled this at the level of Presidential politics. And that includes the allegations that the Clintons killed people and dealt cocaine.

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