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Sharing Time (Adult material ahead)


Because you needed to know this, I’m sharing with you, my loyal readers, the most important thing I learned today.  No, it’s not that I can still beat my 18-year-old son at ping pong.  It’s not that, when I put my mind to it and I have some concrete ideas to write, I can produce over 1,400 words in a single day.  It’s not that people from Gabon, France, Romania, and Italy, among others, visited my blog today.  No, it’s not even that I need to open my heart.  It’s this simple and undeniable fact:  somebody found my blog today using the search term “mommy suck king midget.”

Which leads to the logical question?  What prompted somebody to type that phrase into the ol’ search engine?  And, now that I’ve typed it into Google myself, how does it come up with me as the #1 search result?  Right ahead of the following:

1.  Fat Girls (Chubby Porn)

2.  Barstool sports

3.  Ashley Skyy’s F*king Blog

4.  Giant Dick Midget Girl

5.  Free Midget Porn Videos

6.  Reality Porn Videos

7.  Midget Porn

8.  Mom Porn

9.  More Mom Porn

 

That’s the first page of search results.  I’m afraid to click over to page two.  I’m thinking I’m hanging out in the wrong neighborhood.  Gonna have to spruce the place up a bit.  Maybe change the address or something.

Just thought I’d share.  I know you needed to know this.  My only hope is the searcher who typed that in was satisfied with what he or she found hereabouts and didn’t need to keep searching.

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11 responses to “Sharing Time (Adult material ahead)

  1. tjtherien August 18, 2013 at 8:32 pm

    sorry for laughing… thought it was too funny… I don’t have many searches that lead to my blog between 0-5 a day I would say and 4 out of 5 times it’s tjtherien is the search term that leads them to my blog…

  2. Charles Yallowitz August 18, 2013 at 8:37 pm

    That’s bizarre. Guess take the blog hits where you can get them.

  3. ioniamartin August 18, 2013 at 10:19 pm

    Oh ya ya those were all my blogs lol

  4. sknicholls August 19, 2013 at 6:47 am

    It is a sure fire way to increase your stats to add the word porn in your title. I have tested it.

  5. Kira August 19, 2013 at 11:22 am

    Okay, is it bad that I’m sitting here at my desk laughing?!? Now, that is funny. Geez…who knew!

  6. butimbeautiful August 19, 2013 at 2:52 pm

    The internet is the repository of everything weird about people: search and ye shall find. Who would have thought there was anything much pornographic about mothers!

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