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Because it’s the 4th of July

What do we Americans do better than anybody else?  That’s right — drink crappy beer.  Without further ado, here’s my favorite joke of all time.  It comes from Monty Python and includes the F word (no, not fallopian, the other F word).  So don’t read any further if the F word offends thee.

Why is American beer like making love in a canoe?

Well, before I answer that question, you should go here for a review of the cheapest of American beers.  I’m thrilled that Oly, the beer of my childhood made it into the top 10, even if its described as smelling like the produce section of a carpeted grocery store.  Better that than to be Keystone — “worse than Heineken and murder.”

Answer:  Because it’s fucking close to water.

Happy 4th!!!


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